Polaroid For You | Exclusive! (SIGNED - 1 of 1)

🎉 Surprise! You’re About to Own a One-of-a-Kind DMF Masterpiece 🎉

Who knows what wild photo you’ll end up with? One thing’s for sure: whatever madness I capture in that moment, it’s uniquely yours! No duplicates, no do-overs—just pure, unfiltered, DMF insanity that will never be recreated anywhere on this planet... ever!

If I’m LIVE when you snag it, drop me a shout! I’m always up for taking requests (within reason, of course—no cartwheels off the roof!). Whether it’s goofy, dramatic, or just plain weird, I’ll make sure your pic is something you’ll laugh about for years to come.

Disclaimer: I apologize in advance if I get a little too weird. But hey, that’s the fun of it, right? Embrace the chaos! 😜