EMO-tionally Intelligent Baby Onesie | (3-24 months)
EMO-tionally Intelligent Baby Onesie | (3-24 months)
Your baby may be tiny, but they’re already EMO-tionally deep. This onesie will keep them comfy while they ponder the complexities of life—like why their bottle isn't here yet or why nobody understands them. Comes in black, blue, or pink for all their mini-emo moods. Crying? Perfect. It’s their first emotional breakdown in a long line of them—just like the best emo anthems.
Key Features:
The onesie your baby didn't ask for, but totally needs.
So comfy they’ll feel like they’re wrapped in their first favorite band hoodie.
Perfect for nap time, meltdown time, or both at once.
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Heads Up: On-Demand Shipping
As you probably know, I’m used to doing almost everything myself—from packing orders to handling shipping. But for these prototypes, I’m testing something new: on-demand printing. It’s a bit more expensive and doesn’t save as much profit margin, but it allows me to offer more options right now without holding inventory.
My goal is to eventually bring everything back in-house, lowering costs and shipping out the merch directly like I always have. In the meantime, thanks for supporting this experimental phase—it helps me keep pushing forward!
Appreciate you, as always!
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |
18-24m | 10 7/8 | 30-32 | 27-30 |