I'm on Vocal Rest Tee

Introducing the I'm On Vocal Rest Tee —perfect for when your vocal cords (or patience) need a break. Whether you're recovering from a killer show or your mother-in-law is in town, this shirt gives you the ultimate excuse to nod and smile without uttering a single word. With "ON VOCAL REST" front and center, you're basically off the hook for any conversations you don’t want to have.

Need to dodge awkward small talk or keep things low-key? This shirt's got your back... and your voice.

Key Features:

Bold, clear text that says it all: “I’m here, but I’m not talking.”
Excellent for those moments when you’re “recovering” (read: avoiding unwanted conversations).
Thumbs up? Sure. Thumbs down? Definitely. Verbal words? Absolutely not.
Perfect for tour recovery and when your mother-in-law drops in unannounced.
Pro Tip: Works wonders at family gatherings, staff meetings, and anywhere else silence is golden.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Heads Up: On-Demand Shipping
As you probably know, I’m used to doing almost everything myself—from packing orders to handling shipping. But for these prototypes, I’m testing something new: on-demand printing. It’s a bit more expensive and doesn’t save as much profit margin, but it allows me to offer more options right now without holding inventory.
My goal is to eventually bring everything back in-house, lowering costs and shipping out the merch directly like I always have. In the meantime, thanks for supporting this experimental phase—it helps me keep pushing forward!
Appreciate you, as always!

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