Private Party Tour #2 VIP TOUR LAMINATE (Signed)

Missed out on your VIP Tour Laminate? No worries, because I’ve got you! While I sadly don’t have any of the original ones left, I’m personally printing up a fresh batch right down the street at my P.O. Box (shout out to the local print guy and his trusty laminator). These exclusive laminates are a memento of Private Party Tour #2, and I’ll be signing every single one. It's your all-access pass to the wild ride we took together—RV thefts, tire blowouts, and all the crazy memories in between. Grab yours, slap it on your wall, and remember you were part of something truly insane. Thank you for sticking with me and making this dream a reality!

p.s. don't be surprised by the expensive pricing. There wasn't a way to hide these items from the boring NON-VIP people. Just use your VIP discount codes!