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Wellington Captain #Original200 Varsity Jacket

Wellington Captain #Original200 Varsity Jacket

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Do you STILL feel like EVERY DAY IS LIKE A SATURDAY NIGHT?
Lol, yeah, me too. If you're super old-school, you’ll recognize this inside joke – and if you don’t, buckle up for some backstory.

If you discovered me post-Wellington during KTK, FS, or DMF… well, let me fill you in on one of the greatest boyband blunders of all time. My grand debut into the music world started when I was thrown into, and somehow fronted, a boyband called Wellington. It was my first foray into finding an audience and meeting amazing people on the internet – and, oh yeah, discovering the dark side of the music industry. Picture this: we’re wined and dined, dazzled by promises, and then – oops! – we all signed our lives away to FOUR managers who couldn’t manage a pizza order, let alone a boyband.

They didn’t let us write our own songs (shocker) and spoonfed us C-side tracks that Big Time Rush wouldn’t touch. But the final blow? The infamous Captain's Varsity Jackets. They hyped them up to the Original200 #Wellers – our most loyal fans – like it was some kind of golden ticket. But surprise, surprise: those jackets never existed. Not a single one. I’ve never even seen a prototype. But now, after all these years of broken promises and management that acted more like Perfect Strangers than a team, the ultimate inside joke is here. If you were one of those OG #Wellers who danced like no one was watching to One More Time, your jacket has finally arrived.

Look around – you might not see a "city of gold," but you are a star wherever you go, especially in this jacket. So, put your hands up, touch the sky, and rock this thing like it’s 2011 and you’re still counting down 3-2-1 to blow our minds all over again.

This jacket isn’t just fabric – it’s history. It’s an inside joke. It’s the ultimate middle finger to shady contracts and broken promises. You earned this. And hey, if tomorrow comes, we’ll do it all one more time.

Disclaimer: This jacket will NOT make you as handsome as the guitarist, as creepy as the bassist, or inflate your follower count & ego with fake profiles y

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Length , in 25.35 25.89 26.38 26.89 27.40 27.91
Bust, in 19.49 20.47 21.46 22.44 23.43 24.41

our dad bought.

.: Material: polyester, spandex
.: Medium fabric (7.96 oz/yd2 (270 g/m2))

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